Math+Jokes+and+Riddles

Math Jokes and Riddles = = Here is where you can write funny Math jokes and riddles. Have fun!

CM-Which part of your body works out math questions? Your add' em's apple!

-LC I have two,1. What do you call a bus that goes to math camps? A rhom//bus//

2. What do you call a sick parrot? //A polygon!// Mrs. M to LC- I like this one!

JN: Do you know what is the distance around the Earth times by pi by pi?

CB~ I don't really get that one. All it is the distance around the Earth in feet times the number of PI.
//3.// **What did zero say to eight? Nice belt! LC- HUH??? AO- I had to think about it a little bit but now it makes sense. It is pretty funny. Mrs. M to LC-Think about what the numbers look like- 0 and 8 KF- I still do not get it can somebody help me on this AO- Look at the middle of the eight.

KF~ I thought about it for a while I think I get it now.

4. Why was six afraid of seven? -KF KF- Why because seven eight nine! eight as in ATE !!!!! **

5. Why was the math book so sad? -AA MB: Because it had so many problems. AO- I like that one. KF- That one actually made me giggle. 6. Why is 2 times 10 the same as 2 times 11????~ CB CB: because 2 times 10 = 20 And 2 times 11 =22 as in TOO!! AO- That one is funny it made me giggle.

7. Teachers asks student-"Can you please count to 10?" Student replies, "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10." Teacher said, "Very good, please continue." Student said, " OK, jack, queen, king, and ace."